Post by ItachiRockstar on Oct 12, 2008 21:56:44 GMT -6
Kakuzu
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish
"Pool party, yeah!" Deidara yelled running through the house wearing nothing but his black and red swim trunks followed by Itachi, both screaming their heads off. "Company's coming, yeah! Put on your swimsuits. Danna, can you make the drinks?"
"Fine!" Sasori shouted from his room.
"If you do not look hot, please go in your room and close the door!" Itachi yelled. You looked at your door briefly, then shook your head. The leader must have left to go do something and would be gone for quite a while. All of the members, with the exception of Tobi, would drop their tough guy act the minute the leader was sure to be gone for a while. You got up and decided to go see what was going on.
"Hello?" You found Sasori in the kitchen. He pulled out his cherry LG phone and started talking.
"Orochimaru? I have a question...Okay, do you remember that time we hid the beer from everyone?...Where did we put it?...Huh?...OH, YEAH!!" He ran past you to Zetsu's room. You waited and sure enough he came back with a whole case of Bud-Light. "Okay, thanks...No, we do not miss you...We don't care if you have Kabuto...Or Sasuke...Purple's not that hot, man..."
You rolled your eyes and continued on to the living room. Kisame stretched out on the couch and turned the TV to the Discovery Channel. It was Shark Week.
"Hi, mother!" He waved to a tiger shark that was being documented. After another minute of this, you moved on. Kazuku was going around to random people who were arriving for Deidara and Itachi's party asking them for ways that they would get money, meanwhile chugging a Heineken every eleventh person he asked. You turned a corner and ran into Zetsu who was carrying a watering pail for the plants.
"Hello, my pretties." You backed away slowly.
"Hey, Hidan!" Sasori yelled. "Come in here and do the barbeque!"
"I'm praying!" He shouted back down the hall.
"Ugh...(Y/n), can you barbeque?" Sasori looked at you.
"Um, no." You shook your head. He made a sound of frustration.
"Well, I can't do it! I'm made of wood!"
You tilted your head to the side. "I thought you still had skin."
He put a hand over your mouth and shushed you. "They don't know that because they've never touched me. I just don't feel like messing with fire." He turned away from you. "Hidan! Get in here!"
"Okay, okay." Hidan came in and took his "Kiss the cook" apron out of the pantry. He pulled out the meats and barbeque sauce then stopped to pray.
"Oh, come on. We really don't have that kind of time." Sasori complained.
"NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING WHEN YOU HOG THE KITCHEN TABLE TO MAKE YOUR STUPID PUPPETS!" Hidan screamed at him. Sasori threw up his hands and stormed out of the kitchen to go find ice for the cooler to put the beer in.
"(Y/n)-sama, do you want to play with Tobi?" You tensed up. You looked at Tobi out of the corner of your eye and saw that he had Deidara's pouch of explosive clay and sighed. You took the word "play" the wrong way.
"Dei's gonna assign another method of death to you when he sees you with that." You walked around him.
"Deidara-sama always threatening to kill Tobi but he never does it because he loves Tobi!" You covered your mouth to stifle a giggle.
"Right. Keep telling yourself that. I personal think it's because you have some sort of immortal thing going on. Kinda like the characters on Sesame Street." You decided that, once again, you wanted nothing to do with the group's activities. You left Tobi standing there holding the clay and went back to your room. Right before you closed the door, you heard Deidara screaming his head off about his clay. There was a loud crash followed by Tobi gagging while apologizing to Deidara.
Minutes later, someone started banging on your door. "(Y/n)! Come on, yeah! I need a partner to play chicken! Put on a swimsuit, yeah!"
"No!" You yelled back. The last time you played with them in the pool, those idiots almost drowned you. You prayed that the leader wouldn't be long...
"KATSU!" You stared, hang-jawed, as your door was blown off its hinges and landed across the room.
"DEIDARA!" You stood up on the bed and screamed. "OH MY GOD! THAT'S THE THIRD DOOR YOU'VE BLOWN TO PIECES THIS WEEK! OH MY GOD! LEADER-SAMA'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
He strolled in and waved you off. "Nah, I'll just blame Tobi again, yeah." He went straight to your dresser and began going through your underwear drawer.
"Oh my God!" You launched yourself at him, knocking him to the floor. "What is your problem?!"
"I'm trying to find you a swimsuit so I can play chicken, yeah." He whined a bit and pouted, using his blue eye to make the puppy face. Who can resist that? They also had to truly be short one "hot" girl if he was willing to try to dress you himself. You sighed and let him up, then guided him to the hole in the wall since you no longer had a door to call it one.
"Let me change and I'll be out there in five minutes."
"Thank you, (y/n), yeah!" He bear hugged you then left. You went to your dresser and pulled out a black two piece that had "I WUV CHIBIS!" divided up between the cups on the top and across the front of the bottom in white. You grabbed a white towel and went down the hall to change in the bathroom.
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When you came out, the house was practically empty as everyone had gone out to the pool area. You sighed and went to the kitchen and grabbed a Monster energy drink out of the refrigerator. At the last second, you remembered that you left your sun block in the bathroom and turned back to get it. You snatched it off of the counter then turned.
"Hey sexy." Kazuku looked down at you. He swayed a bit and you knew that he was already drunk.
"Hi." You smiled and put your hands on his shoulders, attempting to guide him out of the way. His hands went to your waist and (since he's a giant compared to everyone except Hidan and Kisame) he lifted you up and put you on the bathroom sink. "Kazuku--"
"(Y/n), ssh. You talk too much." He tried to whisper and put his finger on your lips. "I know that you want me."
Your eyes widened in horror.
"I want you too." He pulled his mask down...
Your own scream hurt your ears when you saw his face for the first time. All you could see were the stitches that had once sewn his lips together; the threads now crusty with dried blood. You weren't prepared for the kiss he gave you, pressing his lips on yours while working his jaw, trying to get you to kiss him back. His hands roamed your body while you tried to push him off. He separated your legs and leaned against you, forcing your head up to give him a better angle. He finally pulled back and began to kiss on your neck.
"Ew, ew, ew, ew!" You said in a squeaky voice while shaking your hands. This was why you didn't drink with them. They didn't know when to put the bottle down. You could feel his hands trying to untie your top and you panicked, screaming again.
"Hey, Dei's getting pretty pissed that you're in here taking your sweet--" Itachi looked at the scene and put his hands on his hips. "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU TO SLEEP WITH ME FOR WEEKS AND HE REAPS THE BENEFITS OF MY HARD WORK?! HE'S NOWHERE AS HOT AS I AM! THIS IS AN INSULT! I COULD SEE DEIDARA OR SASORI, BUT KAZUKU?!...(Y/n), I am so hurt right now--" He covered his face.
"Itachi!" You tried to hold your top in place although Kazuku had untied it and was now trying to pull it off.
"--I thought we had a connection. I mean, you're hot. I'm hot. Hot people generally sleep together--"
"Itachi, help me!" You pleaded placing your foot on Kazuku's chest and shoving him away. Kazuku instantly caught himself and came right back.
"--I could so forgive you for this if you just slept with me tonight. What do you think?" He looked at you. You threw your sun block at him and hit him in his chest.
"HELP ME YOU DUMBASS!" You shouted. He finally looked at Kazuku.
"Oh, he's drunk!" He sighed with relief and smiled. "I thought you had actually chosen him--"
"ITACHI!" You screamed.
"Okay, okay." He stepped in and grabbed Kazuku firmly by the shoulders. "Kazuku, hey buddy!"
"Hehtachi. Izzunt (y/n) haht?" His words nearly blended together. Itachi looked back at you and smirked.
"Yeah she is. But listen, I think you should go sleep this off. Okay? Go get in the bed." Itachi guided him out of the bathroom allowing you to try to tie your top.
"Buht cahn yuh tells dem tuh be quiet? Dey loud." Kazuku leaned close to Itachi's face. Itachi closed his eyes and scrunched up his face.
"Yes. Just. Go. You're burning off my eyebrows." He pushed Kazuku off down the hall. You sighed with relief then laughed. It could have been worse. Itachi helped you down off the counter.
"Can you tie this for me?" You turned around and held out the strings for him. His eyes lit up with joy at the thought of him being one step away from seeing you topless. "Try it and you'll die."
His face fell. "Fine." He tied it for you then pushed you out the door then down the hall.
"Thank you...for saving me...again." You pulled his arm to stop him, and then planted a kiss on his cheek. You walked off and went out to the pool, receiving cheers from Deidara and the party-goers.
Itachi smiled and closed his eyes, hand on the spot where your lips had touched his skin. 'Oh, yeah. She wants me baaaad.' He smiled confidently.
